Mr. Sa

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Price: $0.00

Job: Captain of the Starship Infexxion


  • Resistant to antibiotic attacks
  • Camouflage
  • Spontaneous–he often shows up where you least expect!


  • Soap and water
  • Physical restraints


  • Hospitals
  • Contact sports
  • Eating flesh (Yuck!)


  • People who regularly bathe

Mr. Sa was once a simple Staph infection, but after repeated exposure to antibiotic weapons, he discovered that he was no longer susceptible to antibiotic attacks. He started calling himself Mr. Sa and seeking out the tastiest ships and Organauts across the galaxy. He’s frequently found in medical ports, which remind him of the place where he transformed from Staph to Mr. Sa.